Psychosomatic Addict

As I was blog hopping, I came across this satirical parody of Wikipedia.

According to Wikipedia:

Uncyclopedia, “the content-free encyclopedia that anyone can edit,” is a satirical parody of Wikipedia. The site was launched in January 2005 by Jonathan Huang and an unnamed counterpart. The Uncyclopedia logo is a hollow potato named Sophia, a parody of Wikipedia’s globe logo.

Insults, online bashing, sarcasms. Ah. Fun, fun!

I find the Philippine entry particularly entertaining. Here’s an excerpt:

Branches of the Philippine Government

The Philippine Government has 3 branches:

• The Entertainment/Movie Industry
• The Media
• The Squatters

The Entertainment/Movie Industry is run by actors and actresses. They are the ones that actually run the government and create policies while the actual politicians provide the entertainment. The only branch of the government that was not contaminated by the entertainment industry is the now defunct Judicial System. The Judicial System was the only branch of the government that actually requires you to work your ass off for 10 years in getting a degree, and most importantly it requires the use of your brain. However, Justice Hilario Davide crossed over to the dark side of the entertainment industry when he sworn in Gloria Macapagal Arroyo during the 9957th People Pawis revolution. As a result, the Judicial System was abolished. This launched him to Superstardom in the movie industry and debuted in Regal Films’ blockbuster hit “Anak Gumising Ka Matutulog Na Tayo”. The sequel “Halika Dito Wag Kang Lalapit” was not as successful because it is not a gay movie.

The next branch is the Media. They are powerful because of their exposes and shit. Of course they only do their exposes if the corrupt politicians involved refuse to pay them. The most powerful person in this group is Ben Tulfo – host of the TV sitcom “Bitag”. However, the politicians became aware of his show and his blitzkrieg tactics in his exposes and was able to outwit him in his own game. Ben Tulfo, being the genius that he is, devised a brilliant countermeasure by changing the name of his show to “Bitag: X-treme” – it was a huge victory for Ben Tulfo thus earning him the title of Genghis Khan.

Ben Tulfo by the way is the son of Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee. His show “Bitag” and “Bitag: X-treme” won several awards including the coveted “Best Comedy Show” in the KBP (Kiking Bagong Pakinis) Music Awards.

Last but not the least, the Squatters. The squatters are a force to be reckoned with because they are dirt poor. They are so powerful that they are able to acquire lands from honest, tax-paying middle-class citizens of the country for free; and get away with it by simply invoking their right to be dirt poor. The squatters are the most protected group in the government – they are being protected by the media, politicians, and the movie industry whenever the middle class sue their ass for taking their property. They even make movies about it and portray the owner of the property as a heartless villain. In effect, they own 90% of the land in the country. They are also the highest income generating group because of drug pushing (the majority of the drug pushers are in their area) and gambling.

So damn funny (I should’ve quoted inserted this excerpt in my last post!). For more, visit Unclycopedia. Not for pussies the easily offended.