Psychosomatic Addict

I barely remember my high school life. It was so uneventful that I can’t even pull out anecdotes or funny stories from my memory bank. Or maybe it was just too horrible that my mind blanks out everytime I try to remember haha.

Yes, I was the boring girl that kept to herself. I wrote for the school paper, joined the Computer Club, and the oh-so-exciting Book Lovers Club (God, I can’t believe I just admitted this publicly). Well, no one can get more boring than that. On the day I become President of the World and they write about my life, my high school life would be left out because it would be the most boring chapter. It would probably consist of one page just so that they can write about factual details like where I went to school and who my seatmates were (if they can even confirm that they were my seatmates).

So do I have embarrassing pictures and videos out there? Hmmmm…

Well thank God I wasn’t much of a camera whore back then. Digital cameras and CamPhones weren’t available yet at the time so I think I’m pretty much saved from seeing embarrassing pictures or videos of myself in Multiply or YouTube.

I did try to look for damaging videos this afternoon because you never know if you have that bitch of a classmate who’s out to destroy you. Thank God I found nothing! I am saved! At the expense of others, I did have a hearty laugh while I was browsing through YouTube. I have no idea why people want to broadcast embarrassing clips.

Oh the balls of this guy. ONE GUY emoting to Clay Aiken’s Proud of Your Boy. Honey, I think your classmates got you good on this one.. wehehehe. Sucker.

This one’s a pretty funny video from the ECE boys of UST. No naked or cock-in-briefs shots but funny nonetheless. I can’t imagine dancing to MC Hammer’s music in public places! Kudos to you guys (They probably posted this because the faces are not recognizable anyway hehe).

Here’s a college project that features men in briefs (no doubt that the students are the the macho dancers in this video… eeeek!). Its so hilarious I practically rolled all over the floor laughing my ass off. If I were one of these guys I’d run to the nearet plastic surgeon (up to you which part you want to have fixed hehe). Even gay men won’t jack off to this one.. it’s too damn funny!

Added November 10, 2006
From CornerEye

This was shot way back 1999, as an en… This was shot way back 1999, as an entry for our school project in college.

Seeing these clips makes me sooooo glad I was the one that kept the copy of our Social Studies video on The History of Turkey… which reminds me… I’ll try to rummage through my closet later so I can burn it ASAP. I am really thankful that during my high school life digital video wasn’t available or as easily accessible. I would totally die of humiliation if someone posted a picture or a video of that embarrassing musical project where I had to sing Mine, Mine, Mine from Disney’s Pocahontas in front of the whole school. Well, so that’s one anecdote. Fuck. I can’t believe I didn’t bitch my way out of that. I was nice back then. Ick.

If you’re my high school classmate and you have a picture or a video clip of that embarrassing moment and feel like you wanna share it, know this: I will take your eye out with a spoon. You. Your children. And your children’s children. Both eyes.

So there.

That would be you.